I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell | Tucker Max

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell | Tucker Max | Funny, not your run of tthe mill book.

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	I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell Tucker Max Citadel Press, 2006 - 288 pages average customer review:based on 283 reviews view larger image
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highly recommended

My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. ?from the Introduction Actual reader feedback:

"I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?"

"Thank you, thank you, thank you?for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say ?screw the system? and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, ?What Would Tucker Do???and I do it, and I am a better man for it."

"I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don?t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist."

"I?ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You?re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."

"You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."

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Piss your pants funny!

This book was amazing, I couldnt put it down. Its crazy funny. Its full of stories some so crude and ridiclous you cant help but laugh, some that made me stop and say hey ive been there. Anyway I would highly recomend this book.

Funny, not your run of tthe mill book.

Funny, and witty. On my second copy as I've loaned the first out so many times it got too damaged to read. LOVED The book can't wait for his new one.

Funny

I think every group of friends has a guy kind of like Tucker Max who keeps things interesting by making fun of women and still somehow managing to seduce them. Some of the chapters seem repetitive, but most of them are funny. The only complaint I have is the chapter where Tucker comes to the conclusion that the women in his life might be doing the same thing to him that he is doing to them. It is terribly obvious that Tucker's editor made him put this in here to demonstrate 'self-growth." They should have left this part out and just let Tucker Max be Tucker Max.

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Pure evil, I loved it!

This was seriously one of the funniest books I've ever read, laugh out loud. Tucker Max is completely self indulgent. A sociopath if I've ever heard of one. If I could meet him I would thank him for being his authentic self. This book is a must read.

If you were a partier or just wish you had been

IF you took things a little overboard in your "younger days," woke up somewhere you didn't remember next to someone you wish you didn't remember, and within an hour had the "hair of the dog," got rid of that thing you woke up next to, and were both laughing with your buddies about the gruesome details and planning on doing it all over again that next night, then you will most likely be able to identify with Tucker and have at least a few snot-launching laughs.

IF, on the other hand, you spent your younger days hating people like that (or being the person they woke up next to), you may not appreciate the blatant nuances of drunken exploits and narcissistic behavior described in the book. You won't get the humor, and you may get a stomach ache.

Word to the wise -- do NOT get caught reading this book while sitting next to a feminist on a long plane ride unless a) there are empty seats available that you can move to, b) you can pull off an explanation like "I caught my son reading this and I need to know how bad the damage is," or c) she is hot and you think you can get her drunk and talk her into joining the mile-high club.

Love it or leave it 3/4 unread -- there is not going to be an "in between" with this book.

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